A good history lesson on my
favorite English Word; funny
as hell ;)
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Perhaps one of the most
interesting and colorful words
in the
English language today is the
word "fuck". It is the one
magical word which,
just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, love,
and hate. In language,
"fuck" falls into many
grammatical categories. It can
be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary)
and intransitive (Mary was
fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John
really gives a fuck), a
passive verb (Mary
really doesn't give a fuck),
an adverb (Mary is fucking
interested in John),
or as a noun (Mary is a
terrific fuck). It can also be
used as an adjective
(Mary is fucking beautiful) or
an interjection (Fuck! I'm
late for my date
with Mary). It can even be
used as a conjunction (Mary is
easy, fuck she's
also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with
the overall
versatility of the word
"fuck".
Aside from its sexual
connotations, this incredible
word can be used
to describe many situations:
1. Greetings "How
the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud "I
got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh,
fuck it!"
4. Trouble "I
guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression "FUCK
YOU!"
6. Disgust "Fuck
me."
7. Confusion "What
the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty "I
don't understand this fucking
business!"
9. Despair
"Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure "I
fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What
the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost
"Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief
"UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up
your fucking ass!"
15. Denial "I
didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity "I
know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy "Who
really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How
the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who
the fuck are you?"
20. Panic
"Let's get the fuck out of
here."
21. Directions "Fuck
off."
22. Disbelief "How
the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an
anatomical description- "He's
a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time-
"It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business-
"How did I wind up with this
fucking job?"
It can be maternal-
"Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck
Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by
many notable people throughout
history:
"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor
of Hiroshima
"Where did all these
fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuck is all
this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking
gun." John
Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find
out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to
fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman
drive."
Commander of Space
Shuttle "Challenger"
"What fucking map?"
Mark
Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could
understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look
like her!"
Picasso
"How the fuck did you
work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the
fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
Walt
Disney
"Why?- Because its
fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its
gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking
showers my ass."
Noah
"I need this parade like
I need a fucking hole in my
head."
John
F. Kennedy
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